Order Of The White Tiger Jokes.

skrevet av Fêan [02.04.2014]

Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: Where does a tiger sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A: A tiger lily!
Q: Whats striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A: A tiger moth!
Q: How are tigers are like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle bells!jungle bells!
Q: What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?
A: Sandy claws!
Q: How do tigers describe themselves?
A: Purr-fect!
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!
Q: Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?
A: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.
Q: On which side does a tiger have most stripes?
A: On the outside.
Q: Who went into the tigers den and came out alive?
A: The tiger.
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater.
Q: What's striped and goes round and round?
A: A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: What 4 animals does a woman need in her life?
A: A mink on her back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all.
Q: What's the silliest name you can give a tiger?
A: Spot.
Q: If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what's a tiger?
A: Stri-ped.
Q: What happened when the tiger ate the comedian ?
A: He felt funny !
Q: What does the tiger say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman !
Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
A: A tiger has the mane part missing
Q: What is tiger's favorite food ?
A: Baked beings !
Q: How does a tiger greet the other animals in the field ?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.' !
Q: On which day do tiger eat people ?
A: Chewsday !
Q: Why don't tigers like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
Q: How do you take a tiger's temperature? A: Very carefully!
Q: Why do tigers always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook.